not.. This is another story entirely.
This morning I went to get my nails filled, and as usual was enfemme at
the time. Since we are going to the Ladies Night Out tonight I decided
to get some nail art done too (why not?). While I was getting my nails
done I was chatting with James (the guy who normally does my nails). I
was also chatting with the lady net to me getting her nails done.
A little later as i was waiting for my nails to dry she came over and
sat across from me to let hers dry. We started chatting about this &
that. We got on the topic of contact lenses and she asked who my eye
doctor was. I told her and recommended him to her since she was new to
the area and looking for someone. We had been talking or a good 15
minutes by this point.
The next question that she asked me almost floored me. She asked me if I
used a gynecologist in town. Not wanting to lie to her and wanting to
change the subject I told her "no, I don't use one in town". Not exactly
a lie... Next she asked if they were far away or near. Again, I don't
like to lie so I thought fast and came up with the perfect response to
her. Keep in mind, my voice enfemme is not very feminine, but certainly
not masculine either. I said to her "Well, you know that's kind of a
funny question to ask me. You see, " and at this point I lowered my
voice back to normal Joe level and said "I'm a guy." The look on her
face was priceless! I wish I had a camera... She went from totally
comfortable to confused to shocked to smiling in about 2 seconds. I will
remember her next statement forever. "If you hadn't told me I never
would have guessed that you were ever a guy."
She then proceeded to ask me how long ago I had made the change. I told
her that i hadn't had the operation and that I had no intention of doing
so. She asked me if I had breast implants. I replied "No, they aren't
really mine" and smiled. She laughed. She said they looked really good.
I told her my wife was really supportive of me dressing like Heather and
she thought that was great. We continued to talk and I mentioned going
out tonight. She said "So your wife stays home with your daughter?" and
I told her that no, Rain was going with me. Again she was loving it.
Now, she's 57 (she told me so) so all of the older crowd should remember
this - that there are women out there that are older who have no issues
with us. This lady really loved the fact that I dressed as a woman and
went out in public. She suggested that I should go on Oprah or something
to talk about it. I told her that I would love to.
So, it is confirmed, I DO PASS!
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