And people wonder why I like being a girl...

So, today I got a package I was expecting. It was a rather heavy one
weighing in at about 60lb, which I could easily have lifted. The UPS guy
brought it to the front door and rang the door bell. It was a Heather
day. I answered the door and he picked the box up and said "I'll bring
it inside for you."

Now, I have little doubt that if it had been a Joe day that I'd have had
to bring it inside myself. And people wonder why I like to cross dress.